May 2013
amifutami:
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
devourer-of-gods:
shade-shypervert:
askstrikertheskeletonhunter:
What if the real world could lag
Stop that. That’s terrifying.
best-of-funny:
vriksaserket:
vriksaserket:
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
X
slugbox:
askmlcblobs said: I also can’t spell apparently
You were nibble omming.
youvegottthelove:
ohshiitakemushrooms:
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen
What I want in season 9:
duckhugs:
It’s the first five minutes of the episode. Some random person is about to be brutally murdered by a demon/monster/pagan god/whatever. As they’re running for their life, they look back at whatever’s chasing them and just whisper to nobody in particular, “Oh God, I’m in the first ten pages of a Chuck Shurley novel.”
"You're so bad in bed, Sherlock Season 3 will...
bbcsherlockftw:
smiles-and-smirks:
mycroft-is-his-division:
captaintimber:
benedicia:
third-star-til-the-morning:
vampiricangel:
magentablimp:
strangersatthemall:
I will just sit here and pray I won’t need to say it to anyone…
I laughed waaay too hard.
Oh my GOD
croagunkscorner:
“You guys are really obsessed with these Pokémon fusions.” Bitch be