amifutami: what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
devourer-of-gods: shade-shypervert: askstrikertheskeletonhunter: What if the real world could lag Stop that. That’s terrifying.
best-of-funny: vriksaserket: vriksaserket: i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly X
slugbox: askmlcblobs said: I also can’t spell apparently You were nibble omming.
youvegottthelove: ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together? my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen
What I want in season 9:
duckhugs: It’s the first five minutes of the episode. Some random person is about to be brutally murdered by a demon/monster/pagan god/whatever. As they’re running for their life, they look back at whatever’s chasing them and just whisper to nobody in particular, “Oh God, I’m in the first ten pages of a Chuck Shurley novel.”
"You're so bad in bed, Sherlock Season 3 will...
bbcsherlockftw: smiles-and-smirks: mycroft-is-his-division: captaintimber: benedicia: third-star-til-the-morning: vampiricangel: magentablimp: strangersatthemall: I will just sit here and pray I won’t need to say it to anyone… I laughed waaay too hard. Oh my GOD
croagunkscorner: “You guys are really obsessed with these Pokémon fusions.” Bitch be